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Please take a moment and take the following multiple choice test. Remember, these are actual events.
In 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by
a. Superman
b. Jay Leno
c. Harry Potter
d. Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40
In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by
a. Tonya Harding
b. Sitting Bull
c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
a. A Tribe of Lost Norwegians
b. Elvis Presley
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
a. John Dillinger
b. The King of Sweden
c. The Boy Scouts Special Tactics Unit
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
a. A Pizza Hut Delivery Boy
b. Pee Wee Herman
c. Geraldo Rivera
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard
in his wheelchair by:
a. The Munchkins
b. Donald Trump
c. The Vienna Boys Choir
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
In 1985, TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
a. Captain Crunch
b. Charles Lindberg
c. Mother Teresa & The Twisted Sisters of Mercy
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
a. Scooby Doo & Shaggy
b. The Easter Bunny
c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
a. Richard Simmons
b. Grandma Moses
c. Michael Jordan
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
a. Mr. Rogers
b. Hillary Clinton, to detract from Wild Bill's women problems
c. The World Wrestling Federation
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining
two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the brave passengers aboard into a field in
Pennsylvania not far from my home. Thousands of innocent people were killed by:
a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
b. The Supreme Court of Florida
c. The Brown Acid at Woodstock
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
a. Enron
b. Pope John Paul
c. The NFL
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped & murdered by:
a. Bonnie and Clyde
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
Nope... I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you? So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone,
particularly the fanatics intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed to profile certain people.
They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, secret agents
who are members of the President's security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winning former
Governor Joe Foss, but leave Muslim males between the ages 17 and 40 alone because profiling is unfair and may offend them.
I wish that Gloria Aldred and other attorneys along with the federal justices that want to thwart common sense, sit back a
moment, and take a good hard look at how utterly stupid they sound spouting all this. To borrow a line from "Forrest
Gump", "Stupid is as stupid does." Wake up people! The thoughts and opinions expressed here are mine and do
not necessarily reflect the opinions of the rest of Point Blank...
Greg
Greg Hagee
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